Contact

• If you ask something that was already answered in the FAQ I will ignore the shit out of you.

• If you are writing a complaint, don't. See the FAQ on complaints.

• Don't email me card ideas, submit your unfunny crap here: 

• I don't have a phone number because it's not 1994.

• I'll reply when I damn-well feel like it and no sooner.

• Email turdsagainstequality@gmail.com

• Or fill in the contact form to the right