Turds
Against
Equality
Turds Against Equality
Store
This is the TAE store where you can give me your hard-earned money in exchange for metaphorical turds. Note that I do not print or ship the cards myself, this is handled by PrinterStudio, one of the top printing companies out there.
When you click on the purchase link(s) you will be redirected to their website where the product you have chosen will be ready to order by selecting the gay-orange 'add to cart' button. You can also preview all the cards in the set by clicking 'Preview design' to give yourself a chance to back out of what would likely be a horrible decision.
To go directly to Turds Against Equality's PrinterStudio store, click below.
Products
Turds Against Equality, Vol. 1
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125 card expansion set. Requires Cards Against Humanity base set.
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100 white cards and 25 black cards (more whites because it's the superior color).
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0 blank cards included because you're not funny.
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Now with more racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, and incest!
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Call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.
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100% of proceeds go towards my child pornography addiction.
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Do not buy this if you've been offended by anything ever.
$30 with Free Shipping
Use coupon code SHIP30 at checkout
The Fat Pack
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35 card expansion pack. Requires Cards Against Humanity base set.
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A snack-sized pack about fat Jacks that attack snacks.
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Because let's be honest, fat people are fucking grotesque.
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Alternate title: Carbs Against Obesity.
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The epitome of fat shaming
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61.3% of Americans will not find this funny.
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100% medically accurate
Blank Decks
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A pack of completely blank cards to write your unfunny ideas on.
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Because you're sooo fucking creative...
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Ruin the game by having to deal with all your shitty cards.
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Choices between exclusively white or black decks, or different sizes of mixed decks.
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I don't recommend spending money on blacks because they tend to steal it anyway.
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Donations
"Why the fuck would I donate?" Yea, I agree but it's worth a shot I guess. I didn't do a Kickstarter campaign because I have no friends who would have donated, so I literally started this all by myself. How long I continue to make new shit is completely dependent on whether this ends up being financially feasible, because I'm not doing this out of the goodness in my heart. So if you're one of those weird 'good people' who wants to donate, or maybe you took my ideas and printed them yourselves, then you can donate below. You'll probably get more out of it than if you were to donate to children with cancer or some shit like that. Those kids fucking milk it.
Hopefully I can get rid of this shitty option soon. It's fucking gay.
