About Frankie.

I'm Frankie, and I am the sole proprietor of the shitstorm that is this product. I am a straight, white, non-religious, able-bodied, neurotypical, unreasonably attractive cisgender male from an upper-middle class family who has never undergone a single hardship. Naturally, I decided to create a game to make fun of all of those who have actually had struggles in their lives to show you how much better mine is.

I really am the only person running this 'company', and this is a part-time venture as I am currently trying to complete a grad degree that will hopefully lead to my father telling me that he loves me for the first time. I am telling you this so you know that I am very busy with more important shit and I probably won't reply to any concerns or questions in an overly timely manner. This is also why I don't print or sell the cards myself, and instead outsource to PrinterStudio and their likely questionable human rights practices in their Chinese factories.

If you're wondering why I'm not listing my full name or personal information, it's because I put a lot of offensive shit on these cards, including a lot of racial slurs, and I'm afraid of people finding me. All black people are really violent.